dunwall:

connorkawaii:

“take a shot for every time the UK doesnt get points”

at least the alcohol is free

(via maddiegetsconfusedeasily)

dottily:

dottily:

dottily:

dottily:

dottily:

you damn kids get off my blog 

i said scram you brats

i’m gonna throw my lawn chair at you punks get lost

“yes hello officer there’s all these punk kids on my blog doin the weed and they keep bringing their friends”

party’s over i called the cops now your mom is coming to pick you up

(via ferretsoup)

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

(via ferretsoup)

archivistrewind:

[startled and confused american noises ]

(via miyux)

mukuroikusaba:

seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”

(via acciomycroftholmes)

balinanddwalin:

you can tell a lot about a person by who they think should rule westeros

(via reekrhymeswithfreak)

jaclcfrost:

if i call you friend

• we are friend

if you call me friend

• we are friend

if you want to be my friend

• we are friend

friend

• we are friend

(via acciomycroftholmes)

lynzave:

geezjenner:

lynzave:

I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying

and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA

COVERED IN ECTOPLASM 

AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US

I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once

I was a C section check your privilege

(via acciomycroftholmes)

unluckyships:

when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too

(via acciomycroftholmes)